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| Grandma Don't Be A Snitch (White Bob) |
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Now let me tell you a little story that happened the other day
I went in my grandma's room she told me to go away
I said listen grandmaI didn't say a word to you
You've taken too many prescription drugs and you haven't a clue
She said White Bob listen to me carefully
Don't lecture me on drugs boyyou're as high as a tree
I wouldn't mindbut it's the simple fact
I've heard you've been giving cannabis to my cat
Look he takes the occasional puffbut he doesn't inhale
I'm calling the police she said to take you to jail
It was at this point I left my grandma's room
Kinda worried about the crazy shit she might do
Chorus 1
Hey grandma... "yeah?" don't be a snitch "huh?"
Don't dob me in "why?" cos i'm you're grandson... "yeah some grandson!"
Hey grandma... "yeah?" don't grass me up "what?"
Don't phone the police "why?" cos I love you...
"Yeah you're just saying that..."
Back in my own room and I had the horn
Opened the dvd cabinet and got out the porn
It had been a stressful morning and my face was a frown
Needed a greasy wank just to calm me down
Virtual sex with Jenna Jameson got my dick hard quick
Just imagining what that bitch could do to my dick
I was wanking in a total state of ecstacy
But remembered the curtain was open... someone might see
I went to the windowdick still in my hand
Fuckthe police were outside they bought a transit van
My grandma was with themshe pointed up at me
She said thats him thereand I think he's holding his willy
Chorus 2
Hey grandma "yes?" why you being a snitch? I'm here holding my dick... that's pretty sick "ooh that's disgusting"
Hey grandma "yes?" why'd you make that call? you played me like a foolI thought we was cool (yes I did)
I couldn't believe my grandma had been such a snitch
I put my cock back in my pants and made a run for it
Went out the back heading for the garden gate
But the police had me surroundedthey said you're nicked mate
I said I never gave any wacky backy to her cat
They said there's the indecent exposurewe'll do you for that
Into the van I went much to my grandma's delight
She said let's see how you like it in a prison cell for the night
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