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| Pitch In On A Party (Remix) (White Bob) |
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Hey grandma..."yes?" you know how you asked me why don't I compose a song without any swearing in it... well I tried. Just sounds a bit fuckin boring. (grandma voice) "ooohyou filthy little turd! wash your mouth out with soap and water!"
Listen up peopleWhite Bob's here
Drinkin weed and smokin beer
Now hold on a secI got that mixed up
Reason must be because I'm pretty fucked
Smoked quite a fair amount this afternoon
Stunk out the whole houseeven my grandmas room
She's in theresitting in her chair
Stoned out her brain cells without a care
I rolled up a joint and said try this shit
She said White Bob watch your language
Actually I wouldn't mind to give it a try
But I'm a little worried that if I do I might die
That's nonsense I saidspark that shit up
You'll prefer it to that ribena you've got there in your cup
She said alright then BobI might as well
I've not got long to live so what the hell.
*Chorus:
And for sure
You've got yours
I've got mine's and we're balling
So call up everybody
Let's pitch in ona party for sure [x2]
*Second verse
So the next thing I did was get on the phone
Cos I didn't wanna witness this funny shit on my own
Called up some girls and said come on over
My gran's about to smoke a joint the size of Folkestone and Dover
They came round in an instantyesreally quick
They said White Bob you really are a lunatic
I said antre girlscome on right in
We'll go up to my gran's room where the party can begin
Grandma may I introduce you to Jade and Sam
Come on in girlsand meet my gran
Who are these disgusting tarts you've bought in? See they've got hardly any clothes on their skin
Get them out of here right away!
But grandma if I do that they might think I'm gay
They've only popped round just to say hello
Don't have to stay for long and then they can go
*Chorus
*Third verse
Now my gran seemed to agree with that last idea
So lighting up her joint seemed like the right idea
I sparked up that spliff and she was puffin away
Oh she smoked that chronic just like Dr Dre
I said to the girls do you wanna have some?
They said sure White Bob and we'll have some fun
It wasn't that long till we all got high
My gran looked so wasted even her glass eye
Then both the girls they stripped off bare
My gran was so stoned she didn't even care
Then I got my dick out and in walked my dad... oh shit (music stops)
Then I got my dick out and in walked my dad
And i've got to admit he looked pretty man
He said listen here sonwhat the hells going on?
I said what's it look like? It's a threesome.
* Chorus
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